dissabte, 17 de juny de 2006

Wanna go for a ride, Lourdes?

"Me muero, me muero,
quiero ir a dar un paseo."

R., 16-06-2006

diumenge, 11 de juny de 2006

formació culta analògica sobre la base del llatí 'homicidium', amb el primer element, ll. sui 'de si mateix'

"Segons el contra-almirall Harry Harris, els suïcidis no van ser un acte de desesperació, sinó de guerra."
H.H., 10-0-2006

dissabte, 10 de juny de 2006

El discurs militar (gallina xica)

"Una gallina xica, pica, camatorta i ballarica va tenir sis polls xics, pics, camatorts i ballarics. Si la gallina no hagués sigut xica, pica, camatorta i ballarica, els sis polls no haguessin sigut xics, pics i ballarics."
S.D., s.XX

divendres, 9 de juny de 2006

rest in peace

"(Paderborn Germany) Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let fly -- and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop! Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him like a dump truck full of mud.

The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to theground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him," said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. "With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. "It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that happen.""

D.A., 1998.